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PLANNING BOARD TO BUONA SERA: MANGIA

Buona_seraBuona Sera’s plan to expand into the space now used by Fins and Feathers was approved by the Planning Board earlier this week.

It doesn’t have a single parking space to offer its customers, but Buona Sera Ristorante has gotten a greenlight from borough planners for an expansion that will boost its capacity by 148 seats.

In lieu of parking, the restaurant at the corner of Maple Avenue and Monmouth Street will be required to make a one-time $70,000 contribution to the borough parking fund, said Planning and Zoning Director Donna Smith Barr.

The Planning Board gave unanimous approval to the restaurant’s expansion Monday, despite reservations by the Visual Improvement Committee of Red Bank RiverCenter, the downtown promotional entity.

“The VIC feels strongly that the expansion plans do not include adequate parking, and the applicant should provide specific plans for adequate parking to accommodate growth,” RiverCenter Executive Director Nancy Adams wrote to the board recently.

But an analysis of existing parking conditions conducted for Buona Sera by the Manalapan firm of CMX Engineering claimed to have found an abundance of unused spaces nearby.

Within a “two-block radius” of the eatery, which the firm said included Peters Place, CMX counted 218 parking spots on the streets and 276 spaces in the White Street lot. An hourly inventory on consecutive Friday nights — October 26 and November 2 — including a night when the nearby Count Basie Theatre was hosting an event, showed a minimum of 122 spaces available, CMX project manager Jeffrey Fiore said in a report.

The restaurant contended that local ordinances required it to provide just 39 spaces to accommodate the expansion. At $2,500 per space mandated by the borough’s “parking deficiency” ordinance, the $70,000 payment is the equivalent of 28 spaces.

In 2003, five years after it opened, Buona Sera was allowed to expand into the space above Fins and Feathers, where it created a private catering facility and bar. At the time, it was granted a variance for 97 spaces it otherwise would have had to provide, according to planning department records.

Fins and Feathers, a live-animal and pet-supplies store that now occupies the space Buona Sera will expand into, is moving January 1 to the former site of the Victory Market, also on Monmouth Street.

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  • I am interested to know what the "reservations" are that the Visual Committee has. In my Opinion Buona Sera has done a great job making that corner spot look nice again. No disrespect to fins and feathers, those paper signs and all the stuff stacked up in the windows was kind of an eye sore. I think there are plenty of other places in town that this "Visual Committee" needs to focus on.

    Posted by: Joe on December 5, 2007 at 8:33 am | Permalink
  • This is incredible…..I think the planning board was remiss of thier responsibilities on this one to the people of Red Bank. I know Buona Sera is a popular spot and they have upgraded that area but a total of 129 parking spaces short over 2 expansions….I'm sure these expansions were planned to be done in a 2 step process over time to make each more palatible and we were left with the situation that what other new tenant would want this space other then Buona Sera…(being almost completely surrounded by a restaurant)..this is why we have the parking problems that we do in town…. bad call planning board

    Posted by: Robert on December 5, 2007 at 9:02 am | Permalink
  • I wonder if the Red Bank Democrats hanging out at the bar had anything to do with one of the largest parking variances and quickest approvals in the history of the town?

    Posted by: Aaron on December 5, 2007 at 10:26 am | Permalink
  • This boarders on public malfeasance. I guess we now know who was behind getting a parking garage build on taxpayers money.

    The relationship between Buena and the public officials who frequent it almost weekly is very unsettling.

    Welcome to Nj where its not illegal, its who you do business.

    Posted by: Brian on December 5, 2007 at 10:41 am | Permalink
  • I honestly think the parking issue is blown out of proportion. I am not a regular at Buona Sera, I have been there a handfull of times. I do go to Count Basie quite a bit, and never have much of a problem with parking. If the expectation is that you should be able to park right in front of your destination, that is just unrealistic, in any busy town center.

    Posted by: Joe on December 5, 2007 at 11:06 am | Permalink
  • It's not only the parking shortage, it is also the increased traffic to an already busy area, causing a safety problem as well. Because of the lack of nearby parking drivers are constantly stopping and dropping people off in front of Buona Sera, causing more back up and many near miss accidents. Not to mention the fact that if the information noted in the article is correct the town didn't even charge them the full amount the ordinance calls for.

    Posted by: robert on December 5, 2007 at 11:28 am | Permalink
  • Buona Sera's expert report observed that there were 122 vacant parking spots on a busy night??? Absurd! There are signs in the Rite Aid/Dunkin Donuts parking lot "NO PARKING HERE", signs at the municipal building "NO PARKING HERE" and people parking over yellow curbs and in the private lots behind professional buildings on Maple Ave. There is no place to park now! The municipal lot was full twice last week when I tried to park for the movie theater. If they think the Buona Sera patrons are going to walk all the way from Peter's Place or the train station lot, they are nuts. They park where they are not supposed to now. Why would the town give in on this simply so that a restauranteur can make more money?

    Posted by: Sue on December 5, 2007 at 11:57 am | Permalink
  • I really don't see traffic as a problem there. It is busy there regardless. We have a busy town here. There are some high traffic areas. That is the way it is. It's not Kansas. As far a paying for parking spaces. For a privately owned business to drop $70 grand in one shot says they are committed to Red Bank. It's outragous fees like this that will drive most small businesses out of Red Bank and to somewhere else.

    Posted by: Joe on December 5, 2007 at 12:00 pm | Permalink
  • A $70,000.00 "contribution"

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    I AM SO OUTTA THIS CORNHOLE TOWN.

    Shecky

    Posted by: Shecky Epstien on December 5, 2007 at 12:22 pm | Permalink
  • There is no question we have a hip and very busy town here, but we also have plans, ordinances and rules to keep growth in check when it needs to be. You can not let it to continually spiral out of control and agreeing to pay additional fees isn't the answer. Approving a variance for 5-10 parking spots may be acceptable, but any business needing a variance for 39 spots means it probably is not a good fit for the location.

    Posted by: robert on December 5, 2007 at 12:55 pm | Permalink
  • I agree this is not a problem. Those of you who continually wail about "parking" are unrealistic.

    Red Bank is a suburban town with a vibrant downtown. You may need to walk a few blocks if you want to go out at night. This is a direct cause of the success of private redevelopment and businesses like "Buena Siera". If you want to live in a town you can get a spot anytime, anyplace you want on a weekend night move to Camden or Trenton. It'll remind you of the ol' days of boarded up, empty Red Bank.

    Posted by: PK on December 5, 2007 at 1:04 pm | Permalink
  • On Thursday night Buona Sera is loaded with cougars from Staten Island who are on the prowl and looking to grope younger men while dancing provocatively to "Come on Eileen." It often gets to crowded, so maybe this will help.

    Posted by: Larry on December 5, 2007 at 1:24 pm | Permalink
  • "Outrageous fees"? $2,500 is outrageously low. The White St. parking garage was going to cost $11.6 million to add 370 more spaces than we have at the lot currently. That's over $30,000 per parking space. If we started charging $30,000 per space for parking shortfalls, and did it retroactively, we wouldn't have to listen to any more complaints about needing more parking.

    I don't see the big parking problem, but I do think it's irresponsible to let a restaurant that large operate with no provision for parking. The 70 grand they paid is enough to build 2.23 parking spaces.

    Posted by: Dan on December 5, 2007 at 1:54 pm | Permalink
  • Hey-yo! we need to pahk our cadoo's somewhere and we aint pahkin in no street. My escadizzle has class. Use people have to understand, the class people weez are. How am I gonna pick up the honey's if I aint got a place to pahk my ride! More room for more honey's in dat place is what's needed. Look for me wit my capezio's!

    Posted by: Sergio on December 5, 2007 at 1:56 pm | Permalink
  • Count Basie Theatre doesn;t have any parking. Are we going to drive them out of business by charging them for parking spaces?

    Posted by: Joe on December 5, 2007 at 2:20 pm | Permalink
  • If Count Basie wants to increase their seating capacity, then yes.

    Or let's go outside the box. Turn boro hall into a parking garage, and move the offices and police station down to the site of the old incinerator on Sunset. That way the West Side gets a police station and downtown gets more parking. Win-win.

    Posted by: Dan on December 5, 2007 at 2:37 pm | Permalink
  • A variance for 97 spaces in 2003 and the another variance for 32 spaces on 2007 = irresponsible, a fine choice of words from the above poster.

    Posted by: robert on December 5, 2007 at 2:52 pm | Permalink
  • Question to all you who are howling…when is the last time you where downtown at night and couldn't park within 2 blocks of your intended destination?

    Posted by: PK on December 5, 2007 at 2:57 pm | Permalink
  • "Turn boro hall into a parking garage, and move the offices and police station down to the site of the old incinerator on Sunset. That way the West Side gets a police station and downtown gets more parking".

    Best suggestion I've read on this site!

    Posted by: Waste on December 5, 2007 at 3:01 pm | Permalink
  • Buona Sera has a parking lot. It is called the borough hall. Red Bank officials keep the favors goin' and soon you will be goin' down.

    Posted by: Sam on December 5, 2007 at 3:05 pm | Permalink
  • I for one am not howling on this issue only as a parking issue. I live close enough to downtown, that I walk in on most occasions day or night, but I do drive by this location nightly and yes there is heavy congestion in front (creating a safety issue) because of people being dropped off, because the driver has to park further away. This is a direct result of too much seating capacity and not enough parking. Having served on a nearby planning board for 6 yrs I can tell you that you can not continually increase seating capacity at any establishment and not expect to create other safety, quality of life issues, etc, for the nearby business's and residents. Especially at the numbers we are talking here, again a variance for 5 or 10 parking spots I can live with if the business owner can claim a hardship, but I think 32 parking spots makes quite a difference and I'm not sure what the hardship maybe here …I think it's called GREED. Anyhow it's done and I'm done on this issue as well….

    Posted by: robert on December 5, 2007 at 3:23 pm | Permalink
  • I'm with Dan and "Waste" here — the boro hall building needs to be modernized anyway. (Sections of the building aren't even air conditioned.) Let's knock it down, put the parking garage there, and move our municipal building and police station to Sunset. Not bad!

    Posted by: Newcomer on December 5, 2007 at 3:49 pm | Permalink
  • How ironic , I only just noticed the picture that heads this story shows a car parked illegally in front at the corner……

    Posted by: robert on December 5, 2007 at 4:00 pm | Permalink
  • I don't want to walk when I get my brascole. You must be against the Italian culture. Eat get fat and claim to be in the mob. My motha looks like an elephant and yo I got some class.

    Posted by: sergio on December 5, 2007 at 4:02 pm | Permalink
  • Robert,

    It's easy to say GREED, but it is a GROWTH issue. What would you have the board say, "Sorry you can't grow your business here, Move to Montclair or Princeton, they have parking garages, thanks."

    It appears everyone has a problem & no one has a solution, except moving the Police station, we all know the police don't go to that side of town.

    Posted by: Joe on December 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm | Permalink
  • PK,

    Let's stay with the truth and the facts. Red Bank was NEVER "boarded up" or "empty". Those of us who have lived here more than ten years know Red Bank as it really was. There have been posts on other articles in RBG naming the many, many businesses that have been in business here for a number of decades. The fact that you are happy with Red Bank as it is now, its traffic and parking (and probably also the upscale prices that come with it) does not give you license to bad-mouth or denegrate a very nice town as it was before "up-scale" and "redevelopment" moved in. Don't do the town you profess to like a disservice.

    Posted by: voter on December 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm | Permalink
  • where da cougers at.

    Posted by: Sergio on December 5, 2007 at 5:03 pm | Permalink
  • I think the Planning Board should have said, "Sorry, you can't grow your business in that building." Has Buona Sera signed a commitment to stay in our town? Or could the owners pull out and move to Princeton, and then lease their large restaurant with no parking to someone else?

    The lack of parking in that part of town has finally reached the point where even RiverCenter has to oppose expansions without parking.

    Posted by: Dan on December 5, 2007 at 5:26 pm | Permalink
  • Fameabilia tried to add a 2nd story to their building and they were denied because of a lack of parking even though they back right up to the White Street public parking lot. The difference between Buona Sera and Fameablilia is that Fameabilia does not provide free drinks to the people who run the town.

    Posted by: Sam on December 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm | Permalink
  • I have to agree w/ Larry & Sergio - it's a total guido pickup joint. I am just sick of the 2,000 hummers parked & double parked out front dropping off all of the Staten Islanders. I don't care if they expand, just move the cheesy people's cars out of the way. & please, turn down the god awful music.

    Posted by: JW on December 5, 2007 at 7:07 pm | Permalink
  • Fameabilia is not alone in being denied expansion over parking. A local hair dressing salon was denied the opportunity to add several more chairs (three cars per 1 1/2 hours needing parking) because it would supposedly have increased the demand for parking. Big difference between three people getting hair cuts and seating (and parking) for 148 diners over the course of 4 hours! Does any more need to be said?

    Posted by: voter on December 5, 2007 at 7:53 pm | Permalink
  • Ed Mc + Buona Sera = Tomato Face. That is how you get a 125 space parking variance.

    Posted by: Josh on December 5, 2007 at 8:15 pm | Permalink
  • Voter

    When people refer to Dead Bank, They do not mean ten years ago. That is when improvements were starting to show. As for parking and traffic, that has been an issue back as far as 1965. Times change. Do you ever shop at Home Depot? No more Red Bank Lumber. Have you ever shopped at Cost Cutters? No more Prowns. It goes on and on. The fact that these stores are replaced does not mean they were forced out, simply times change. Red Bank is alive thanx to the hard work of many. Maybe we should ( if I dare) revisit a parking garage?

    Posted by: I vote to on December 5, 2007 at 9:05 pm | Permalink
  • BOROUGH OF RED BANK

    ZONING BOARD OF ADJUSTMENT
    NOTICE OF PUBLIC
    HEARING
    PLEASE TAKE NOT-ICE that the Applicant, CHIMENTO ASSOC-IATES and SOUTH BEACH DEVELOPME-NT, LLC, has applied to the Zoning Board of Adjustment of the Borough of Red Bank with a bifuricated application for a use "D" Variance pursuant to N.J.S.A. 40:55D-70(5) to allow for the construction of approximately 6,000 sq. feet of retail space on the ground floor together with 24 residential condominium units above. The applicant seeks a density of 52.6 units per acre whereas 14 units per acre is permitted on the property located at 120 Monmouth Street known as Block 33, Lot 9.01 on the Official Tax Map.
    The applicant seeks to permit such other "D" or use variances such as height, F.A.R. and density as a review of the application may indicate is necessary and proper to develop the property.
    The applicant seeks any and all other variances and/or design wai-vers which may be necessary to accommodate the application as filed, or as revised, by the Zoning Board of Adjustment.
    A copy of the application has been filed in the office of the Zoning Board of Adjustment and may be inspected during normal business hours.
    The public hearing will be held on Thursday, December 6, 2007, at 6:30 p.m. in the Municipal Complex, 90 Monmouth Street, Red Bank, New Jersey. This notice is sent to owners of property who may be affected by this application. You may appear in person, or by your attorney, at the time of the hearing and may comment on the application.
    Dated: November 23, 2007
    /s/ GORDON GEMMA
    Attorney for Applicant
    ($56.16) 588114

    Posted by: Anonymous on December 5, 2007 at 9:39 pm | Permalink
  • I vote to:

    Are you referring to my reference to people who have lived here "MORE than ten years"? My point is that Red Bank was never "boarded up" or "empty". If you intended the rest of your post to be relevant to my comments, it is not. I have lived here for a great many more than ten years and know the facts. I did not state anywhere and do not believe that Prown's or the other businesses you mention were "forced out". I am not sure what you mean by the phrase.

    Posted by: voter on December 5, 2007 at 9:48 pm | Permalink
  • I see someone posted an application being heard for tomorrow where they are trying to get over 50 condo's per acre plus retail. It is a block away from Buona Sera. I wonder where they are going to fit all their cars as well.

    Posted by: Aaron on December 5, 2007 at 9:54 pm | Permalink
  • I wonder how the people living on Peters Place and their family and guests will feel about all the new traffic and parkers on their street.

    Posted by: CJ on December 5, 2007 at 9:54 pm | Permalink
  • I think that hearing tomorrow involves a guy named nulle who is involved with the red bank democratic party. Do you think any favors will occur?

    Posted by: Sal on December 5, 2007 at 10:01 pm | Permalink
  • 50 condos per acre! I can only say "amazing". Where will they park? An excellent question. What is going to happen to the infrastructure when these condos and all the others already being built and those planned are occupied? We're going to be paying lots more in taxes. The handwriting is (and has been for some time) on the wall.

    Posted by: CJ on December 5, 2007 at 10:01 pm | Permalink
  • Sal,

    Never!

    Posted by: CJ on December 5, 2007 at 10:03 pm | Permalink
  • the term guido is offensive

    Posted by: resident on December 5, 2007 at 10:52 pm | Permalink
  • Get over the guido comment. I'm Italian. I'm not referring to Italians - I'm referring to the disgusting Staten Island patrons that load up on the cologne, slap on a shiny shirt & 10 lbs of gold prior to dining at BS. I didn't say those guido Italians. You don't have to be Italian to be a guido.

    Posted by: JW on December 6, 2007 at 8:31 am | Permalink
  • From the hub newspaper november 2006.
    Councilman Arthur Murphy, a local builder and a former member of the borough’s Zoning Board, said he would focus his attention towards revamping the borough’s Parks and Recreation Department.

    By a narrow margin last week, Democrats Menna and Murphy held off GOP challengers Paul Emberger and Kay Ernst for two three-year seats on the borough council.

    Menna received 1,298 votes, Murphy received 1,118, Ernst polled 1,093 and Emberger received 1,043.

    More than 100 Democratic supporters — party backers, friends, and local developer Patrick Nulle — indulged in pizza and beer at a victory party held at the recently vacated Bon Ton department store.

    Posted by: Sam on December 6, 2007 at 8:45 am | Permalink
  • from the hub sept 2003
    Saying that the Zoning Board was treating residents unfairly during the application hearings, many of the project’s protesters showed up at the Aug. 26 Borough Council meeting to state their case.

    "From the minute we started the application process, you could tell the Zoning Board [members] had already made up their mind and are advocates of this project," William Myer of Monmouth Street told the council.

    While Mayor Ed McKenna deemed discussions on a zoning application during a Borough Council meeting "inappropriate" and "illegal," Councilwomen Jennifer Beck and Betty Thompson as well as Councilman John Curley urged residents to air their concerns.

    "Sometimes when people are rejected and not listened to by one group, they appeal to the next group that will hear them," Thompson said. "We are the elected officials. We are the elected ones. We have a responsibility to them and they have come to us."

    "The residents are here because they want to be heard," added Beck, who has regularly attended hearings on the pending application. "Our Zoning and Planning boards have not treated the public well. Our residents have been disrespected. "

    Though her comments were well received by council meeting attendees, Beck’s assessment of the borough’s Zoning and Planning boards were not as well received by McKenna.

    "I am sick and tired of you criticizing the Zoning and Planning boards," he told Beck with his voice rising. "Especially when they put more hours in than you put on the council," he told her. "Our municipality has received a number of awards for planning and zoning. I was Planning Board Official of the Year in the state of New Jersey. I find it amazing how you constantly criticize our board."

    Residents, outraged by McKenna’s outburst, lashed back.

    "I am so personally offended by the way you spoke to my representative," said Marie Haggerty, an Oakland Street resident and first-time council meeting attendee. "I’ve read about you, Mayor McKenna. I’ve never known your face, and now I am embarrassed by the way you treated Ms. Beck. … Sometimes people have been around a little too long."

    Saying he didn’t know much about the pending application, McKenna urged residents to take their concerns to Zoning Board Attorney Kevin Kennedy,

    Then, he apologized for his behavior.

    "I’ll eat my crow when it’s time to eat it," he said.

    Beyond the fliers and public meeting efforts, the neighbors of the project have raised concerns about the integrity of the process.

    In a letter outlining the chronological list of events at the Zoning Board meetings, Gerald Haggerty pointed to the fact that board member Marie Murphy, the owner of Murphy Realty, who voted for the density variance of the bifurcated application in January, maintains a business relationship with Nulle’s wife, Alexis.

    Alexis Nulle is listed as an employee with Murphy Realty, according to Murphy Realty’s Web site.

    "There appears to be some conflict of interest here with builders and Realtors on the Zoning Board," Gerald Haggerty wrote.

    However, Alexis Nulle, who has signed checks for Building and Land Technology, said she began working for Murphy Realty in April — months after the density variance was approved.

    "I didn’t even have my Realtor’s license when [the variance was approved]," Alexis Nulle said. "I never even met Marie Murphy."

    Murphy has recused herself from the hearings now taking place on the proposal.

    At the start of last week’s board meeting, Kennedy told residents that the board always conducts its application hearings impartially.

    Posted by: sam on December 6, 2007 at 8:55 am | Permalink
  • If you go to the zoning board hearing tonight ask yourself why chimento would need to partner with nulle and why they believe they can get almost 4 times the density permitted in the zone.
    1. chimento sits on the little silver planning board
    2. chimento is very wealthy and owns 2 beach clubs
    3. chimento is a developer and built the Promenade beach club in long branch
    4. chimento already owns the property at 120 monmouth st

    Posted by: sam on December 6, 2007 at 9:04 am | Permalink
  • I liked the RedBank of 15 years ago a lot better then this one.

    Posted by: taxpaying man on December 6, 2007 at 9:13 am | Permalink
  • Is 120 Monmouth St. the corner where Circle Skates is? Diagonally across from the Basie and just West of Boro Hall? A block away from the soon-to-be-expanded Buona Sera?

    I'd like to hear what they have to say. I get home from work too late to be at the meeting, but if anyone can post highlights, please, I'd appreciate it.

    Thanks

    Posted by: rb_resident on December 6, 2007 at 10:16 am | Permalink
  • Under New Jersey law, when a town declares portions of itself in need of rehabilitation or in need of redevelopment, it must go through a lengthy process. It involves advanced public notice and public hearings regarding the changes to the town's master plan.

    In Red Bank, the town has avoided all of that by having developers submit projects before the planning and zoning boards, probably knowing full well that approvals will be rubber-stamped. Major variences have been granted at an alarming rate over the last few years and all usurp the town's master plan.

    A common thread through all of this has been the use of certain professional firms such as attorneys and engineers. For example, Buona Sera used CMX Engineering to testify about parking and other issues. CMX changed their name from Schoor-Depalma Engineers and Consultants recently, because their co-founder Howard M. Schoor was indicted last year for passing bribes to Ocean Twp officials for government contracts. Schoor-DePalma has testified before our local boards in the past on other projects already approved. Maser Consulting, and Birdsall Engineering are other firms that have represented developers on Red Bank projects. It is of no suprise that they always testify or write in their reports that none of the proposed projects will have an adverse effect on parking, traffic, or infrastructure.
    But then again, it is of no suprise that these firms are major political donors.

    The rubber stamping will continue for some time and many of these projects will apply for a special exemption from the 2 year sewer connection ban, thus allowing the projects to be built anyway.

    Posted by: SMF on December 6, 2007 at 10:48 am | Permalink
  • Of course Patrick Nulle would come up with a cheesy name like "South Beach" Development. I guess bringing more plastic people to Red Bank will increase Buona Sera's business. Maybe the town can just block off Monmouth Street, from Pearl to Maple, so Buona Sera's and "South Beach" can use that for parking.

    Posted by: Anonymous on December 6, 2007 at 2:33 pm | Permalink
  • First, the parking garage was not going to cost 11.5 to add 370 spaces, it was only going to add 170.
    Second, they sold the Globe Garage, a public asset at 3200 per space and the new garage was going to cost 33500 per space.
    Third, there is loads of parking in Red Bank, by why do they only pay a one time fee and not an annual fee when the rest. get to enjoy the public assets for years.
    Fourth, many of the patrons continually stop and block 35/Maple Ave while they unload and the Police do little. This is a clear hazard.
    Fifth, most important, the seating and bar up stairs is completely illegal. It was approved as a waiting area and Buena was told not to use it as anything else. Stacking the chairs in the back staircase is a fire hazard, opppppps Red bank only enforces that stuff on residential properties,

    Lastly, go take a look at the taxes these buildings "dont" pay verses the residential homes in Red Bank, not just Buena but look at every property on Broad and you will be shocked.

    Posted by: brian on December 6, 2007 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

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    • 03.19 - Family Wii Games at MTPL Middletown Township Public Library hosts an encore session of Wii games for the whole family, in the Community Room of the main branch. Registration required; adults must be accompanied by children ages six and up.
    • 03.19 - CINDERELLA The students of Red Bank Regional High School (including Governors Award winning vocalist Michael Anderson as Prince Charming) present the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical of the classic fairy tale, with a cast of child performers as Cinderella's animal friends, and the tile role shared by Marie Ferguson and Patricia Blair.
    • 03.19 - Monmouth County Teen Arts Festival More than 500 works of art by area teens will be on display at the Brookdale Community College Center for Visual Arts during the annual celebration of young local artists, co—presented by the Monmouth County Arts Council and BCC.
    • 03.20 - Gala Fundraiser at MCM On March 27, Red Bank's Monmouth Conservatory of Music hosts a benefit event featuring DUO PETROF, with Zatin Anatoly and Vassilieva Vlada performing on dual grand pianos; a silent auction and wine/ hors d'oeuvre reception are also included.
    • 03.20 - Breakfast with the Easter Bunny On March 27, Branches Catering presents a very special breakfast with the Big Bunny featuring a sumptuous morning repast as only John Lombardo and crew could conjure it. There's a candy table and complimentary photo for kids, plus a pancake station, omelet bar and more. Reservations are a must, with kids 2 and under admitted free.
    • 03.20 - Districts 1 & 9 Get Together Red Bank Council leaders Juanita Lewis and Ed Zipprich visit Frank Talk Art Bistro for a lively roundtable discussion with continental breakfast — and you're invited to join in for this informal forum about your community.
    • 03.20 - Choo—Choo Soul with Genevieve Straight outta Playhouse Disney, the Parents Choice Award winning duo of Genevieve Goings (as the Train Conductor) and DC Abramson (as 'her beatboxing and breakdancing engineer') put a soulful, animated spin on the ABCs and 123s of music.
    • 03.20 - Paper Moon Puppet Theater Master puppeteer Jim Racioppi and crew present CINDERELLA, the latest in their long running series of Paper Moon marionette shows for family audiences. One of the Shore's best kept secrets, these productions (on the custom scaled mini stage at First Avenue Playhouse in Atlantic Highlands) combine handmade figures and scenery with genuine theatrical artistry for a rare experience that's capped by the 'backstage tour' following the show.
    • 03.20 - CINDERELLA The students of Red Bank Regional High School (including Governors Award winning vocalist Michael Anderson as Prince Charming) present the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical of the classic fairy tale, with a cast of child performers as Cinderella's animal friends, and the tile role shared by Marie Ferguson and Patricia Blair. Shows at 2pm and 7:30pm, with a special Dinner/Show package available at 6pm.
    • 03.20 - GEORGE SEGAL EVERYMAN Closing Celebration and Benefit On April 10, what was originally scheduled as a Preview Party on February 27 is now a Closing Celebration at The Monmouth Museum, with a last look at their major installation of sculptures, paintings and drawings by 20th century great Segal, featuring a discussion with daughter Rena Segal, his friend and documentary photographer Donald Lokuta, and several of the artist's other friends and models. Tickets are 65 dollars and include refreshments, tour and discussion. Contact Julia Fiorino at 732.747.2266 for reservations and further info.
    • 03.20 - Benefit Concert for Haiti with Nancy Scharff On March 27, Middletown's own globetrotting Christian music artist headlines an event for the Haiti Relief Initiative, also featuring the Seacoast Mass Choir, the Anointed Sons, The Emmanuel Baptist Church Youth Choir, and more. For further information, or to learn more about the Helping Haiti Community Initiative, call 732.747.2343.
    • 03.20 - The Queen of Hearts The country vocal group performs faves from Music City USA in four part harmony, as a fundraiser for the NJ Center for the Healing Arts, at First Presbyterian Church of Rumson. Refreshments and desserts also provided.
    • 03.20 - Facundo Cabral A superstar in his native South America and the World Ambassador for UNESCO, the Argentine singer, songwriter, guitarist, poet, painter and humanitarian visits Red Bank for the first time in a concert presented by Highness Entertainment.
    • 03.21 - Sunday Morning Dialog Series at UUMC The United Universalist Congregation of Monmouth County in Lincroft hosts Amy Goldsmith, State Director of the NJ Environmental Federation, in a discussion on green sustainability programs and environmental/ economic justice, entitled TOWARDS A GREEN ECONOMY: WHO IS IN AND WHO GETS LEFT OUT? Program includes coffee and bagels; call for directions and more info.
    • 03.21 - MSO Young Artist Concerto Competition As part of the first annual Classical Music Festival, the Axelrod Performing Arts Center hosts the annual competition sponsored by the Monmouth Symphony Orchestra, in a (free and open to the public) event that's followed with an award ceremony at 12:45pm. The first prize winner will go on to perform a solo work with the MSO during the fall 2010 concert season.
    • 03.21 - Classical Music Festival at AxPAC As part of the first annual Classical Music Festival, the Axelrod Performing Arts Center hosts a series of 40 minute showcase performances, including the NJ State Youth Orchestra, conducted by Roy D. Gussman and Patty Gonsky (1pm); students and faculty from the Monmouth Conservatory of Music (2pm); the Monmouth Symphon Orchestra Woodwind Ensemble (2:40pm); the Monmouth Civic Chorus (3pm);the Arcadian Chorale (4pm), and the Kathryn Barnett Traveling Dance troupe (5pm). A dessert reception follows in the theatre lobby.