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THANK-YOU LETTER GOOFS MURPHY’S TENURE

art-murphy-110309Art Murphy with well-wishers moments after he won his third full term earlier this month.

Did Art Murphy forget how long he’s been on the Red Bank borough council?

In a letter to the editor published in this week’s edition of the Hub, the Democrat and his running mate in this month’s election, Councilman Mike DuPont, express their gratitude “as we begin our second terms.”

Oops.

DuPont is just about to begin his second term. But Murphy’s been on the council since late 2003, when he was appointed to fill the unexpired term of Betti Thompson, who resigned to moved to Florida. At the time, Murphy was already a candidate for council, and won a seat outright two months later. He was re-elected in 2006 and again earlier this month, so he’ll start his third full term on January 1.

Murphy could not be reached for comment Friday morning.

It’s not the first time Murphy’s time on the council has been botched. A flyer from his 2006 re-election campaign described him as a member of the governing body since 2002.

It’s also not the only goof in the Hub letter. In the online version, DuPont and Murphy pledge to “preserve the quality of life that we have had the goof fortune to enjoy in Red Bank.”

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  • Gosh Look at that belly! Wonder when his due date is?

    Posted by: Due Date? on November 13, 2009 at 11:07 am | Permalink
  • To: Due Date.
    Based on the size of it, I can understand why he is getting Borough paid healthcare.

    Posted by: JM on November 13, 2009 at 11:18 am | Permalink
  • Yes, “third full term” is referring to the triplets in his gut. Perhaps he’s doing more direct overcrowding damage to this town than we originally suspected.

    Posted by: pension man on November 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm | Permalink
  • “…time on council has been botched”, “goof”
    Freud shoots a knowing grin.

    Pension man, may I never wrong you with effrontery in an open forum, for I fear the battle that would ensure. I don’t condone jokes at others’ expense, but that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in quite a while. Thanks for the chuckle.

    Posted by: Carl Gauss on November 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm | Permalink
  • …now where did we put that ten foot pole?….

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  • i THINK HE FORGOT TO STOP EATING TOO

    Posted by: IAMFULL on November 13, 2009 at 1:59 pm | Permalink
  • Boy some of you people are so mean spirited and childish.

    Stick to the issues and grow up.

    Posted by: Grow Up on November 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm | Permalink
  • “you people”

    Racist!!

    Posted by: Grew on November 13, 2009 at 2:28 pm | Permalink
  • My dear “Grow Up”, is it only a Democratic Gov. that is allowed to poke fun at someones weight. When I commented previously using a quote “Let them ear cake” made by a French monarch I thought I was refering to the proletariat not the monarch himself.

    Posted by: THE ENGRAVER on November 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm | Permalink
  • ….but only if that cake is tip-toeing around!…[okok...I know it's a stretch...]

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 13, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink
  • Sometimes Redbankgreen’s “comments” rank right up there with those on Gawker.com’s–they take on a life of their own and become more entertaining than the posted story !

    Posted by: DaisyG on November 13, 2009 at 5:13 pm | Permalink
  • its good to see that the people on here have lives and respect to be all over this site everyday commenting on things that have nothing to do with the article. He is going to do a better job then any of you can and if you got a problem with it then that sucks for you doesn’t it cause there is nothing you can do about it.

    Posted by: wow on November 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm | Permalink
  • Boy, how childish are we, making fun of other peoples flaws! Take a real hard look in the mirror, I guess your dissappointed as well. Like the previous e-mail had stated, stick to the issues, he will do a better job then any of you “in his sleep” you don’t have the power to vote him out, that has been proven. If you can’t vote him out, then MOVE OUT! due the Red Bank people a service, we don’t need to hear your belly-aching anymore.

    Posted by: Swimmers Ear on November 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm | Permalink
  • Hey Dan, can we start feeding the troll yet?

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 13, 2009 at 6:16 pm | Permalink
  • Capt. Gary, I think you mean Dan Murphy??? wrong!

    Posted by: Swimmers Ear on November 13, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
  • The old “if you don’t like it, leave it” lecture. A favorite of ignorant people everywhere. I saw a bumber sticker along those line at a Stuckey’s in Tennessee.

    Posted by: Mike on November 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm | Permalink
  • Could not agree more with Swimmers Ear. Captain Nemis has done nothing more than spread bull#$#@ and hate for several years now. If you truely would like to help the Republicans get elected, shut your trap already. Put that sign out on your lawn and do all of us here, and follow through on your threat to move.

    Posted by: Goodbye on November 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm | Permalink
  • The old “if you don’t like it, leave it” lecture. The favorite of rednecks everywhere. Buy it on a dixie flag bumper sticker from Stuckey’s.

    Posted by: Mike on November 13, 2009 at 6:39 pm | Permalink
  • I just want to appoligize to my teenagers for accusing them of stealing all of my beer. I believe I have now found the culprit.

    Posted by: K.E.G. on November 13, 2009 at 7:11 pm | Permalink
  • The belly don’t lie. If anyone ever wondered why Bueno Sera gets to do what they wish, then check out Mr. Happy Belly.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 13, 2009 at 7:21 pm | Permalink
  • No wonder Buena Sera gets to do what they like. Just look at Mr. Happy Belly.

    Posted by: Them Belly Full on November 13, 2009 at 7:24 pm | Permalink
  • Goodbye, When the fat man comes to your door looking for a sandwich, you know its time to move.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 13, 2009 at 7:37 pm | Permalink
  • Thank god Capt. Idiot has left the building!!! Ummmmm, the reference to Red Necks? Mike how can anyone know what your talking about “Stuckeys”? is that something that happens to people like yourself when you eat food and it get stuck in your throat? I guess you have to be a Red Neck to know a Red Neck. Hey I will buy 2 one way tickets for both you and Capt. Idiot to Mass. Are you in????

    Posted by: Swimmers Ear on November 13, 2009 at 8:09 pm | Permalink
  • Swimmers Ear,
    I think Stuckey’s means all the stuff that goes into the councilman’s mouth and gets Stuckey in his big fat belly.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 13, 2009 at 8:23 pm | Permalink
  • I’ll take colorful characters and frank debate over sterile, vacuous, pleasantries any day. If we offend a few people, suffer a few trolls, or are proven wrong in our quest for the town we want, so be it.

    Posted by: pension man on November 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink
  • Well Swimmers Ear, the reason a person might know what Mike is talking about is called a book. Those words, “America, love it or leave it” were heard routinely coming from the crowds of “real Americans” when Dr. King was marching in Alabama; and from equally brilliant “true Americans” when people were voicing their disgust with the lies and corruption of the war in Vietnam.

    Posted by: Padrone on November 13, 2009 at 11:04 pm | Permalink
  • Wow, some really nasty comments from some very worried people being posted.

    Almost as though folks fear the change that is coming to our bankrupt state.

    Posted by: LordJohnWarfen on November 14, 2009 at 1:09 am | Permalink
  • Padrone- lol ! must be freudian slips from so called “liberals” controlling the town. Kinda takes the “hip” out of Red Bank and emphasizes the “Red” and most definitely the “Bank”.

    Posted by: Tomatosauce on November 14, 2009 at 8:21 am | Permalink
  • Pardone, aka Giannelli, I was not speaking of the quote ” if you don’t like it, leave it”, you need to get your qoute right first, Mr. former stand in council botch. I was speaking of the reference about Rednecks! It appears it’s a scapegoat reference about a certain group of people? ( such insecurity) Stick to the basics, your a Republican, you can’t stand the fact RB is Dem, so your only resort is to blast the local govt. I guess The Dems, can’t wait to blast that “overweight” “fat” “look at that belly” “tax criminal” “don’t give a woman a choice” new govenor of our’s? Let the abuse start!

    Posted by: Swimmers Ear on November 14, 2009 at 9:09 am | Permalink
  • Swimmers Ear, I find it very interesting how you seem to relish in trying to reveal posters real names, yet you hide behind your anonymous name. Your posts make it sound as if you speak for all in the town, I can assure you, that you are in the minority. Your rude and demeaning mannerisms lead me to believe that you are a coward and a pathetic individual and a real Art Murphy lover. How much does he pay you to post?

    Posted by: Bummed Red Banker on November 14, 2009 at 9:57 am | Permalink
  • Bummed RB’r,If I’m the minority, there must be a lot like myself in the town, because Rep. can’t seem to break in? Your last hopeful candidates ( Crazy Curley & Grace) ran out of town to save face.I think you should sit down with your morning paper and re-address you comments, make a difference in town, not a problem. Everyone can work together to get things done, it just seems there is a certain sector of people who make stupid comments on a regular basis, and you know who they are. Address your own problems, before you start addressing others! And for the record, I have been reading this garbage on this site for years, now I have finally decided to speak up,IT’S YOUR PROBLEM NOW,SO DEAL WITH IT!

    Posted by: Swimmers Ear on November 14, 2009 at 10:51 am | Permalink
  • Bummed RD-what is your name?
    This is why this site is ridiculous and I would not be surprised if the advertisers of this site reading the stuff posted as comments don’t pull their ads due to the fact that you guys all hog the site as I stated before. You(BemmedRB not your real pster name) and approximately 5 other posters write over 70% or better of all the comments. You change your name based on your comment being posted but you are the same person all the time.
    I have to participate because you now have someone or a group of people voicing our opinions held at bay and you are trying to bring the expertise of posting back to you.
    We don’t believe in all your comments but sometimes we do. The problem is you post like you know all and also control the town. I am neither a republican or democrate but vote for those who makes sense for the good of my family,neighbors and businesses in red bank.
    post under your real psoter name and give up the changing name crap.

    Posted by: resident on November 14, 2009 at 10:52 am | Permalink
  • A government without opposition is called fascism. Does “we can all work together” mean only if citizens agree with you, or else shut up and leave? (or you will bully us out of town like you did Curley and Grace?). Since 52% in RB voted for Christie, according to your allegations 52% of RB must be republicans? Dream on…can’t wait to vote you phonies out of council.

    Posted by: Tomatosauce on November 14, 2009 at 11:57 am | Permalink
  • Swimmers Ear, There ya go again. “IT’S YOUR PROBLEM NOW SO DEAL WITH IT!” Real mature. Your the bully! I am addressing my problems, so get over yourself.

    As for you Resident, What’s your name? I see that you have been writting quite a bit lately. This is only my third post. I too vote for the better person, not the party, however everthing that Murphy stands for is not good for Red Bank. Taking health benifits, more development, being a builder himself and his relationship to McKenna and local developers. Oh, and how can I forget his arrogance & sense of entitlement. He is an embarrassment to this town!

    Posted by: Bummed Red Banker on November 14, 2009 at 12:17 pm | Permalink
  • Folks, don’t get all worked up. Swimmers Ear is a pure partisan. Let him spout. I gave up on the comments portion of this site because of this type of stuff. APP, NY Post, Daily News are all the same as I see it.

    Will checkk in every now and then to see the phonies, fakes and frauds postings out of bare knuckle curiosity. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer

    We should not call people names and use vulgarities. That’s reserved for the unemployed, economist, complainer whose screen name often starts with C and ends with an O

    Posted by: notsureanymore on November 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm | Permalink
  • …and don’t forget, the fat man profiteers from the toils of undocumented workers…

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm | Permalink
  • Captain Nemo shut your mouth. Get a damn life and get off here. God i hope you dont have kids and have to deal with you everyday. If you have nothing to say about the topic of this article then SHUT UP. No one cares about what you have to say and if you dont like who is running things around red bank then to bad. Have fun complaining on red bank green for the next few years about it. Its going to do nothing different. Your hiding behind your computer saying things that you would never in person. Grow up

    Posted by: wow on November 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm | Permalink
  • I have come to the realization that I am a one sided moron. I wish to apologize to all those I have harmed with my onesided comments. I will try and be a better person on this public website. I do realize that should I want to control things I really need to get my own website and comment it on that rather than someone else’s site. Again ,I apologize.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm | Permalink
  • ….that the unimaginative yes-men losers have to steal my moniker is what really hurts…and Wow, if the fat man didn’t profiteer off the sweat of undocumented workers, then let him deny it in public. ..

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm | Permalink
  • Capt. Nemo,

    How do you imagine that public denial going?

    Murphy stands up at a council meeting and says, “I have been told that there are some rumors on RedBankGreen about me having profited from the sweat of undocumented workers. I deny that accusation.”

    Something like that?

    No one’s accused him publicly. Just some rumors floating around a blog.

    Posted by: Dan on November 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm | Permalink
  • I am really moving now.
    I am making the FOR SALE sign larger in my little front yard so people can buy it quicker.
    I mean it. I am moving.
    This is it. I really am this time.
    I now have to check the other articles to see if anyone made any additional comments.
    I know best.
    You people don’t know what you are talking about.
    It is only me and people that agree with me
    does anyone hear me?
    I mean it,really I do.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 5:36 pm | Permalink
  • i wish you really would leave because no one wants or needs you here nemo.

    Posted by: wow on November 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm | Permalink
  • All of you, or one of you, who is writing all about defending the politicians in town is just making them look worse than they already do. It is funny how you try to identify people who say they are hiding behind a screen name when you do the exact same. I think a lot of people here point out some things that need to be pointed out and most would not realize if it was not for this fantastic Mr. Greenman’s website.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink
  • It is funny to see what losers the people of Red Bank have running this town and why they are slowly losing control of their little kingdom. Why not point out the positives instead of trying to figure out who opposes you. The critics point out things that most would not know if it were not for this website. It is also what makes this country great in allowing more than one view on various topics but Red Bank would prefer a dictatorship as the voters have confirmed again.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 14, 2009 at 6:08 pm | Permalink
  • Nemo, do not move. Your posts are thought provoking, although it does annoy some of the entrenched crew of the Titanic.

    Change you can believe in is coming, the state is broke, not just broke, bankrupt. Look at the public pension obligations for NJ. The ponzi game will soon be over. How it ends is to be seen, but it will not include the help of those who have mortgaged our children’s future for their twilight years Viagra.

    Posted by: Former Democrat on November 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm | Permalink
  • if the republican candidates had convinced us that they had a better formula in running our town then every ,living,voting person would have voted for them.
    Unfortunately they did not have what it took to convince the people to create a majority. It is that simple. Has nothing to do with a dictatorship and you know it.
    Therefore, the individuals in office are more popular than the republican candidates to save our town.
    quit spreading propaganda of a democratic dictatorship.
    I am a republican who voted for murphy.
    I am Captain Nemo

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 6:47 pm | Permalink
  • wow,

    I don’t think this site would be as useful if we restricted commenters to those we wanted or needed.

    And I think if we had a vote on who is not wanted, you or I would be more likely to lose than Nemo. A lot of people on this site agree with him.

    TomatoFace,
    Not to worry, no one is losing hold. If anything, the most recent election cemented the hold of the powers that be.

    Posted by: Dan on November 14, 2009 at 6:49 pm | Permalink
  • i really have nothing to say other than I am now the last commentor. This is what makes me and my other posters get excited.
    The thrill that we are in control.
    I must now leave and check the other stories.
    Boy, I can’t ewait for tomorrow mornign when I have a chance to post a comment again regarding another story.
    Hope my boss doesn’t find out that I spend most of my time commenting on websites, checking my facebook,twitter and linkedin.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 6:54 pm | Permalink
  • How dare you use my moniker.
    You better leave my moniker alone you stupid imposter.
    I will get you and every one like you with my dead on observations, and my more holy than thow rotten attitude.
    If that doesnt work, I will get off the couch, and pick up Pension man at the meth clinic, and we will go to the library and burn all the books so no one can be as smart as us. You wont be able to get the fire out either because we will steel all 200 of the towns fire trucks and drive them into the Charter school ( well, only half of the school, because Pension man likes them sometimes when he comes off a bender).
    Keep it up and I wont move………

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 7:36 pm | Permalink
  • excellent.
    now everyone knows how I really am.
    I only have a high school,not that there is anything wrong with that but I make it appear that I am a graduate of political science and have held numerous appointed positions for government which they embraced my speech writing and told them all the answers to the political local tests.
    I have people believing that I am the chosen one to speak on behalf of all mankind in Red bank, and other towns close by.
    I am the greatest of all. Just ask me.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm | Permalink
  • Now lets get back to the topic at hand. I heard Artie had his baby last night and I just want to congratulate him on the newborn. Lucky for him we are paying for his families health.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 14, 2009 at 9:02 pm | Permalink
  • if it is a benefit of the job then so be it.
    run and win then you can decline the benefits and be a hero

    Posted by: qwerty on November 14, 2009 at 10:18 pm | Permalink
  • Hero??? Not Artie. He’s in it for the perks!

    Posted by: Bummed Red Banker on November 14, 2009 at 10:29 pm | Permalink
  • I don’t want to be a Hero around Artie. He might decide to eat me.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 14, 2009 at 11:16 pm | Permalink
  • I hope that all doth see,
    This Ker Karraje is not quit like me.
    And although in my name he does hide,
    At his prose we must snicker inside.
    He is out for his gain which shines through,
    Yet his party is well quite past due.
    In the end, we’ll expose their grand plot
    Come November let’s dispose of his lot!

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 14, 2009 at 11:36 pm | Permalink
  • Hey, Hey, My, My.
    Rock, and Roll will never die.
    There’s more to the picture, than meets the eye.
    Hey, Hey, My, My.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 15, 2009 at 9:26 am | Permalink
  • Imposter, just go away.
    You are now really making a fool of yourself.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 15, 2009 at 10:21 am | Permalink
  • You may try to distract
    You may try to deflect
    Even fools see the ruse
    Of Your non-intellect

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 15, 2009 at 10:57 am | Permalink
  • To the Real Captain Nemo, Just remember… imitation is the highest form of flatery. You should be proud of the fact that this guy is trying so hard and going to these lengths to discredit you. I think everyone knows who the imposter really is and who he works for. Please keep on keeping on!

    Posted by: Cindy Burnham on November 15, 2009 at 11:24 am | Permalink
  • and yet, the sublime irony of a troll feeding a troll is not lost on me….truth IS stranger than fiction… Professor Arronax would be so proud!

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 15, 2009 at 12:00 pm | Permalink
  • Yes, Professor Arronax and his “companions” speaking toungue of which I know.
    Nemo, of the latin ” no one” or Nemesis, of the greek ” Nemo me impune lacessit”.
    Nemo has always claimed to have no interest in the world above yet I comment on every freaking thing I can,whether I know of the subject or not. Yes, Professor Arronax would be proud.
    I am sure I feel like this is the Sepoy Rebellion of 1857 of which I lost my family and kindgom then devoted my life to make believe.
    I feel as thought the current Red Bank council is Cyrus Smith giving me last rites and Red Bank is Lincoln Island for me and my Red Bank green cronies.
    I shall run from Lincloln Park as my For Sale sign is clearly posted on my yard.
    Hurry I must run from this ugly place called Red Bank.

    Posted by: Captain Nemo on November 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm | Permalink
  • It looks like we have found our new Santa for this years tree lighting ceremony.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm | Permalink
  • For the original topic at hand - how about using some spell check? I think that’s why Bill Gates put it in Microsoft Word!

    Posted by: Proofreader on November 15, 2009 at 9:46 pm | Permalink
  • I have three words for Mr. Murphy: Gastric Bypass Surgery.

    Posted by: Not Tubby on November 16, 2009 at 6:43 pm | Permalink
  • I bet the turkeys are starting to get a little nervous right about now. Looks like he can eat a 20lb bird all by himself.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm | Permalink
  • No es grasa, que sólo está lleno de mierda.

    Posted by: Ed Ucacion on November 18, 2009 at 8:14 pm | Permalink
  • I left Red Bank many years ago because I couldn’t stand the parents of most of the awholes who wrote all these comments about Art Murphy.It’s sad to see that most of you didn’t fall far from the tree.May be next time you will put your unearned money where your mouth is.Put up or shut up. wayne trotter

    Posted by: wayne trotter on November 18, 2009 at 9:19 pm | Permalink
  • Tomato Face Captain Nemo if you want to have people pay attention to what you have to say put your name on it.Sign your work .Be a man let people know who you are and what you stand for.Get out from under your rock.Wayne Trotter

    Posted by: wayne trotter on November 18, 2009 at 9:41 pm | Permalink
  • Wayne,
    You sound like a lot of fun to be around. It’s a shame you do not live around here anymore. How do I know you are really Wayne Trotter? My real name is Mike Hunt if you must know. Thank you.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 18, 2009 at 9:58 pm | Permalink
  • So that means ur mother goes around tellin everyone that she is Mike Hunts mom.

    Posted by: Fred Garvin on November 18, 2009 at 11:14 pm | Permalink
  • Fred,
    That is correct. She refers to herself as Mrs. Mike Hunt.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 18, 2009 at 11:21 pm | Permalink
  • Fred,
    My father’s name was Mike also, and therefore; he referred to my mom as Mrs. Mike Hunt. Come to think of it, everyone in town would say Mrs. Mike Hunt when they were talking about her.

    Posted by: Tomato Face on November 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm | Permalink
  • Mike Hunt
    my name is wayne trotter.my phone number is 9546581333 my email is waynetrotter3@aol.com if you have the balls call the number but if you do get ready to do something you have never done.give me your name.A Murphy has been my friend for 35 years.I dought if you have had a friend for 35days.call me anytime wayne trotter

    Posted by: wayne trotter on November 23, 2009 at 8:42 pm | Permalink
  • Wayne Trotter,
    My mom does not let me call long distance numbers. One time I called this out of area number and it turned into one of those porn lines and the bill was like $5,000 and she got really pissed and didn’t feed me for a whole month. I have had friends for more than 35 days before. Me and my friend Ed were friends for like 63 days. Then there was John who was my friend for like 46 days. Then there was my friend Ron. We were only friends for 34 days before he drowned in the pool, but otherwise; we would have been friends for at least 35 days. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

    Posted by: Mike Hunt on November 23, 2009 at 9:03 pm | Permalink
  • Asking Mike Hunt if he’s got balls? There’s a gender bender.

    Check out wayne, throwing down the gauntlet old school.

    Posted by: Alotta Fagina on November 23, 2009 at 9:16 pm | Permalink
  • Alottta Fagina,
    I think Wayne may have taken the short bus to school and obviously never saw the great movie, Porkey’s. “Mike Hunt to the parking lot, Mike Hunt”

    Posted by: Mike Hunt on November 23, 2009 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

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    • 09.03 - Red Bank Walking Lantern Ghost Tours Jersey Shore Ghost Tours invades Red Bank once again, with guided nocturnal tours of the borough's most historical haunts, every Friday night through Halloween. Tours and ticket sales meet at 8pm in front of The Dublin House; reservations recommended at 732.500.6262.
    • 09.03 - OLD MONEY First Avenue Playhouse presents a comedy about elderly counterfeiters, clueless kinfolk, hapless mobsters and a scheming girl scout. It's served up with coffee and dessert; visit the website for details on available dinner/show packages.
    • 09.04 - Jody Joseph: One Legend, One Diva, One Woman On September 25, the First Lady of Shore barband rock pays tribute to Janis Joplin and Stevie Nicks — with a portion of proceeds donated to the nonprofit Mary's Place by the Sea.
    • 09.04 - SEVERE CLEAR On September 11, the Count Basie Theatre honors the memory of Lincroft's Beth A. Quigley and the other victims of the 9/11 attacks, with a special screening of the documentary SEVERE CLEAR, directed by Colts Neck filmmaker (and Iraq War vet) Michael Scotti. The director joins the Quigley family in person at this event, a benefit for the nonprofit organization ReserveAid. Doors open 7pm for a one hour cash bar; tickets (50 to 100 dollars) available from the Basie box office and additional info at www.reserveaid.org.
    • 09.04 - Buc Backer Bash at RBR On October 30, Red Bank Regional High School presents a Booster Club fundraiser, with music, games and prizes inside the gymnasium and all proceeds dedicated to the RBRHS sports teams. More info and reservations (25 bucs; adults only) at bucbackerbash@aol.com.
    • 09.04 - SkimBash 2010 Competition On September 11 and 12, skimboarding pros and enthusiasts from all over the USA converge on Sea Bright for the annual competition, sponsored by The Mad Hatter and Skim City and hosted this year on the municipal beach behind Borough Hall and awarding trophies in categories ranging from 5—8 year olds to grownup professionals. $$25 event registration (75 for pros) gets entrants an event t—shirt, lunch and other giveaways. There's live music too, and the Sunday finals are open to spectators free of charge!
    • 09.04 - Touch a Truck at RBMC TICKETS ON SALE NOW for September 25. It's a chance for kids to climb aboard a firetruck, sit atop a bulldozer and, yes, touch a truck — and it's presented 'rain or shine' as a fundraiser by Monmouth Day Care Center from 10am to 2pm in the parking lot of Red Bank Middle School. There's also face painting, a 50/50 raffle, food vendors and more; tickets (10 dollars per family; kids must be accompanied by adult) can be purchased in advance by calling 732.741.4313.
    • 09.04 - Paddle the Navesink Day On September 18, Navesink River Rowing presents a 'community wide celebration of the river;' a chance to walk or row the Red Bank riverfront and check out the all that the borough has to offer in recreational activities along the Nav. Included are free kayaking lessons and demos from Jersey Paddler, tennis on the clay courts at Marine Park, sailboat rides and food from Monmouth Boat Club, tours of the North Shrewsbury Ice Boat Club, plus seining, fishpainting, canoeing and a tour of the oysterboat Adam Hyler. All activities are free and it all starts at Maple Cove (foot of Maple Avenue off West Front Street). Call 732.241.9532 or 732.693.3067 for more info.
    • 09.04 - Fair Haven Fireman's Fair The Big One! A touchstone of local life and an event whose joyous good times are nearly tempered by the melancholy that signals the onset of another school year. All the standbys are back for this 51st year at the River Road firehouse: the Ferris wheel and firetruck rides; the 'Out Back' snack bar and out—front kiddie rides; the Super 50/50 and the seafood kitchen. In fact, we'd suggest you start lining up right about now!
    • 09.04 - OLD MONEY First Avenue Playhouse presents a comedy about elderly counterfeiters, clueless kinfolk, hapless mobsters and a scheming girl scout. It's served up with coffee and dessert; visit the website for details on available dinner/show packages.
    • 09.05 - Twin Lights Bike Tour On September 26, the Highlands Business Partnership and Bike New York host the 9th annual biking event through some of the state's best seashore and countryside scenery. Online registration available at www.bikenewyork.org. Registration/check—in at Huddy Park, Highlands, at 7am.
    • 09.05 - Tour de Fair Haven On September 19, the Borough of Fair Haven and the FH Business Association team up with USA Cycling Federation to host the annual biking event (a 3.1 mile closed course along the Navesink) that commences from the Fair Haven Firehouse at 7am — with kids' races and family activities following at 1pm. It's a benefit for the Joan Dancy & PALS (People with ALS) Foundation, and more info can be had at 732.449.2254.
    • 09.05 - Red Bank Farmers Market Fresh, locally grown produce from some of New Jerseys finest farmers, plus equally homegrown crafts, at this Sunday morning staple running May through the middle of November in the Galleria parking lot.
    • 09.05 - Reach Up at United Methodist Church United Methodist Church of Red Bank introduces a 'casual, informal,new kind of worship experience,' one in which 'you don’t have to be Methodist. You don’t even have to be Christian. Just have a desire to explore your own spiritual being.' It's come as you are, with no reservation needed.
    • 09.05 - The Highlands Community Singers The summer season of free concerts at the Atlantic Highlands Municipal Harbor Gazebo concludes with this traditional homegrown offering at 7pm.
    • 09.05 - Open Mic with Rob Dye and Mike Ghegan A tradition around Red Bank for years, the Sunday night event is THE place to find musicians congregating, hanging out, trying new ideas, cutting up on some classics and generally enjoying one of the MUST events for Jersey Shore music fans.
    • 09.06 - Lunch Break 2010 Fall Gala On October 4, the Red Bank based nonprofit presents A NIGHT OF SONGS & TASTES OF OLD ITALY, hosted by Rumson resident and Hollywood actress Siobhan Fallon Hogan and featuring Italian songs by Tony winning actor John Leone. There's also a smorgasbord of samplings from top area restaurants and caterers, silent auctions and more. It happens at Two River Theater; contact info@lunchbreak.org for additional details, or call Toni at 732.747.8577.
    • 09.06 - Philosophy as a Way of Life On September 13, the NJ Branch of the School of Practical Philosophy presents a lecture by Russell Bosworth, based on Pierre Hadot's book about how the study of the great philosophers can lead to life of happiness and greater awareness. It's hosted at King of Kings Lutheran Church in Middletown; visit philosophyworks.org/events for more info.
    • 09.06 - Side by Side: Images by Vicki Culver and Norma Kay Little Silver's Boro Hall is the setting for an exhibit of handcrafted photo collages by Vicki Culver and digital art photography by Norma Kay; on view through September 30 during regular hours.