Where in the world is the Red Bank International Film Festival?
After a three-month postponement from its usual October slot on the calendar, the festival's website still reports that "the invasion has been rescheduled" to this coming weekend.
But no events are scheduled, leaving hordes of
desktop DeMilles, coffee-house Coppolas and still-clerkin Smiths with no place to screen their films.
Today's edition of the Red Bank oRBit cracks open the projection room door in search of answers.