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RED BANK HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: EVIL CLOWN GEAR!

Calico gear Spirits liquorsCalico t-shirt, $24.99 at Circus Wine Beer & Spirits.   (Photo by Brian Donohue. Click to enlarge.)

By BRIAN DONOHUE

Stumped in your search for a unique gift for someone you love? Don’t want to travel to shop or give Jeff Bezos more money? redbankgreen is here to help. We’re rolling out a new feature highlighting gift suggestions from Red Bank shops and businesses.
 
We find ’em the old-fashioned way: walking into local shops searching for stuff that’s quintessentially Red Bank or just plain unique and fun to give or get. We’ll be popping in here again and again in the weeks leading up to Christmas to show you our finds. Here’s our first one:
 
What: Calico, ie, “The Evil Clown of Middletown” gear: t-shirts, hoodies, pint and shot glasses, beanies, etc.

Calico Merch Circus wine spirits and liquors

Where: Circus Wine Beer & Spirits 56 Newman Springs Road

Why? Widely known as the “Evil Clown of Middletown” the giant Calico sign on Route 35 North in Middletown has been a beloved roadside landmark for generations. Calico is also the mascot of local Super Foodtown and Circus Liquors, owned by the same company. Wearing this gear on the boardwalk would give Weird NJ aficionados some true Monmouth County cred.

How much? Prices range from $41.99 for a zip-up hoodie to $4.99 for a shot glass. (See prices in the photo above.)

redbankgreen editor Brian Donohue may be reached via email at  [email protected] or by calling or texting 848-331-8331 or yelling his name loudly as he walks by. Do you value the news coverage provided by redbankgreen? Please become a financial supporter if you haven’t already. Click here to set your own level of monthly or annual contribution.

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