Stop the presses, already! Today’s edition of Red Bank oRBit has a bona fide scoop regarding Bounty Hunter, the film project that pairs Jennifer Aniston with Gerard ‘300’ Butler. It comes courtesy of Rumson’s own Siobhan Fallon Hogan, who’s just secured a supporting role in the forthcoming feature — and you’ll read it nowhere else but here today!

anistonbutler Speaking of Hogan, she’s got her hands full these days, playing 10 different characters in her new self-penned play The Salty Sea PTA. Watch this space for the whole story on the show, going up next weekend at the Two River Theater — and enter oRBit for a bit of important news that, you guessed it, you’ll read here first.

And then there’s Joyce Carol Oates, the Pulitzer Prize winning author who’s coming to the area for a personal appearance next Tuesday. Just announced by the folks at Book It! Events is yet another bit of hyper-timely news — and, wouldn’t you know, the oRBit desk is once again first on the scene.

We get it now — this is the way the whole internet thing is supposed to work. Put down yesterday’s newspaper and take it to the source that reports, connects and engages — Red Bank oRBit.